Post by BRATgoddess79 on Jan 6, 2005 3:11:58 GMT -5
You grab your lighter so you can light a cigarette...then grab the pack of cigarettes and pull one out...then realize you've lost your lighter in the span of 5 seconds...and you haven't even gotten out of your chair. So you get up and begin searching for your lighter. After 10 minutes you finally find it...and some other things you've been missing...and then can't figure out what you did with the stupid cigarette. So you look around for that...but after having spent 10 minutes looking for the stupid lighter you just give up and figure maybe you just imagined taking a cigarette out...You grab another cigarette...and when you're done smoking you get up to grab a pepsi and upon returning see the missing cigarette broken where you were just sitting earlier...oops...sat on it...but you could swear you stood up and looked under your butt. It wasn't there before...there must be gremlins in the house moving crap around...taking things right out of your hand.
And here's another....
an alarm goes off 15 minutes before you have to leave to pick the kids up from the bus stop...then another goes off 5 minutes before...then another exactly when you need to leave. So you get up, thinking you've got things under control...and you realize you can't find your stupid car keys. You remember thinking earlier "I should put my keys here so I won't lose or forget them"...but you can't remember where "here" was. So you search and try to retrace steps...then finally find them in the dumbest of places...like your jacket pocket...which isn't a stupid place..but it is stupid that you didn't think to look there first. You look at the clock as you're flying out the door and realize you have about 2 minutes to get to the bus stop....You speed all the way there, cutting people off (accidentally) because you're panicking about possibly not making it to the bus stop on time....you finally get there and sure enough...you've missed the bus. Now you have to drive all the way home cuz you forgot your cell phone at home...call the school and arrange to meet the driver somewhere else or pick the kids up at the school when the route is done. What's worse..your kids are balling their eyes out thinking mommy has forgotten them again...which is totally untrue. Talk about GUILT.
And my absolute favorite....
an alarm goes off to remind you to take your meds...5 minutes later it goes off again because you forgot to hit the button to reset it and you can't remember if you took your meds or not. If you didn't take them...you're gonna be grumpy...if you did take them...well...great...but how do you know? Can't take them now cuz if you did take them already you risk overdose. No big deal though...you'll know the answer a few hours later when you finally realize you've been yelling at your family non-stop. Apparently it takes a while to sink in?
And here's another....
an alarm goes off 15 minutes before you have to leave to pick the kids up from the bus stop...then another goes off 5 minutes before...then another exactly when you need to leave. So you get up, thinking you've got things under control...and you realize you can't find your stupid car keys. You remember thinking earlier "I should put my keys here so I won't lose or forget them"...but you can't remember where "here" was. So you search and try to retrace steps...then finally find them in the dumbest of places...like your jacket pocket...which isn't a stupid place..but it is stupid that you didn't think to look there first. You look at the clock as you're flying out the door and realize you have about 2 minutes to get to the bus stop....You speed all the way there, cutting people off (accidentally) because you're panicking about possibly not making it to the bus stop on time....you finally get there and sure enough...you've missed the bus. Now you have to drive all the way home cuz you forgot your cell phone at home...call the school and arrange to meet the driver somewhere else or pick the kids up at the school when the route is done. What's worse..your kids are balling their eyes out thinking mommy has forgotten them again...which is totally untrue. Talk about GUILT.
And my absolute favorite....
an alarm goes off to remind you to take your meds...5 minutes later it goes off again because you forgot to hit the button to reset it and you can't remember if you took your meds or not. If you didn't take them...you're gonna be grumpy...if you did take them...well...great...but how do you know? Can't take them now cuz if you did take them already you risk overdose. No big deal though...you'll know the answer a few hours later when you finally realize you've been yelling at your family non-stop. Apparently it takes a while to sink in?